Just What the Country has been begging for

           "Arrested Development" is being relaunched on Netflix. Millions are probably being spent on a show that got cancelled  because nobody watched it the first time. Now they expect people to pay  for a subscription to Netflix to watch a show they never watched in the first place.

crying Shame

Thanks to MTO  we get to see rapper TI where his sons clothes from the Sesame Street Kollection. Yes they spell it with a K trying to be all hip like a bloated Kardashian. Anywhoo, TI you are a grown ass man. Are they paying you to dress like Big Bird's jump off? And for God's sake pull up you mother effing pants.

Now if I could see those nekkid pics of him in a jacuzzi, it might make up for this travesty.

RIP Chrissy Amphlett

P.s. I love touching myself

In a mattress?

                                            Is that where you are keeping your money and if not should you be? I would say YES and so did the guy that does our taxes. A bank savings account is pretty much a joke these days. Forget about laughing all the way to the bank, you should laugh or cry running from a bank. The interest rate will not keep up with inflation. Even CD rates are cringe worthy. You honestly want me to put 5 grand in a CD, making it untouchable for twenty months all so I can earn fifty dollars. Yeah right and I'm going to start going to mass on Sundays. I talked to the devil yesterday and hell ain't frozen over yet.

                                            It is all a scam perpetrated by the banks with he help of good ole Uncle Sam, who keeps churning out money on their printing presses devaluing the money you already have saved. Of course this does not affect the crooks in congress or the white house for somehow their wealth keeps on increasing. things that make you go hmm...

A pillaging we will go

Have you seen The Vikings on the History channel? No. You are a fool. Even if you just watch for my new role model/crush Ragnar.

                                         
                                                     makes me want to go hunting for Boar 

in my shopping bag

                                         
                                                       Some wave petunias for the garden. I thought, hey why not try to save some money and grow me own this summer.

Had to buy four of these smoke/co alarms. Even if they are only going to be within eight feet of one another but that is what the county requires of foster/adoptive parents.

I needed these babies because after every class my knuckles were scraped up and bleeding from punching the pads. I am a delicate creature after all.

My hottie heroes.

The men of Kazaky are a making me ohh ohh ohhhhhh. Was it good for you? 
Ya know I have a special fondness for fit Ukrainians but add some leather, a prison/military setting and I am all yours. Well, that's Crazy Law, Giving a big Fuck You to Russia's anti-gay laws.

Private eyes are watching you

                             Actually they are not so private and you are paying for it. DHS is getting ready to roll out the Drones to Watch over America. Benignly of course. Big Sister's new toys will be able to tell if you are armed, track your cell and that's just what they are telling you it does.